Cabin Announcement
Hello and welcome on board!
Let's take a moment to familiarize yourself with this cabin-there is one emergency exit located at the bottom of the plane. In the event of an emergency, please ensure you've removed your high heels before jumping on the big pink emergency exit slide as you could puncture or tear it. Our aircraft is secured with safety belts, we ask that you remain firmly strapped in for the entirety of the flight. Our flight duration is estimated at 35 weeks and upon arrival, the local time will be some time in October. I will be coming around to serve refreshments but please don't ask for meat as that will cause a moral dilemma.
We know you have a choice of airlines, so on behalf of the captain and co-pilot, we hope you have a wonderful and successful journey and we'd like to thank you for flying Air Pregnant.
Hi.
My test was positive.
I'm pregnant.
(Click on the photo to embiggen.)
[hugs Vanessa and jumps up and down like a spaz]
Posted by:ilyka | 21 February 2007 at 07:35 AM
Congratulatulations!!!!!!!!
I was holding my breath for you! May your life be filled with stinky nappies, all night feeds, temper tantrums and other beautiful things! xoxo
Posted by:Red_Shonja | 21 February 2007 at 08:10 AM
Yippee!!!!!!
Sending you lots of love and luck from California!
Posted by:Sharon | 21 February 2007 at 08:14 AM
Congratulatulations!!!!!!!!
I was holding my breath for you! May your life be filled with stinky nappies, all night feeds, temper tantrums and other beautiful things! xoxo
Posted by:Red_Shonja | 21 February 2007 at 08:17 AM
Congratulations, Vanessa!!
Posted by:Meg | 21 February 2007 at 08:47 AM
Words are just platitudes right now. I am so thrilled and excited and happy for you both. I wish you the best flight and hope the destination is all that you dreamt of. Will be here with you all the way!!! Congrats!!!!
Posted by:Sarah | 21 February 2007 at 09:07 AM
Congratulations to you both, it is your year after all!!!
Posted by:Gill | 21 February 2007 at 09:34 AM
Yay! A thousand times yay, dear Vanessa!
May your flight be smooth and uneventful, and your arrival glorious.
Posted by:Kath | 21 February 2007 at 09:35 AM
I knew it! As soon as you said snails in your panties I was convinced.
Congrats!
Bea
Posted by:Bea | 21 February 2007 at 10:40 AM
Congrats,Vanessa. Way to go!
Posted by:Zee | 21 February 2007 at 11:46 AM
WOO HOO!
Posted by:Justme | 21 February 2007 at 11:54 AM
HI! Congrats! I don't know you but yesterday i was readig your blog and i couldn't wait to find out today. I'm so happy for you. Cograts again!
Posted by:Tina | 21 February 2007 at 12:03 PM
A. Love the announcement B. I am thrilled for you. Keep us posted this is the best news of the day. Congratulations!!!!
Posted by:infertilegirl | 21 February 2007 at 12:26 PM
I knew it! I am beyond excited for you both. I want to give you the biggest hug in the world right now.
Posted by:Lindsay | 21 February 2007 at 12:43 PM
YAY! Contrats!
Posted by:Erin | 21 February 2007 at 12:49 PM
My god I am soo happy, thank Budda, I am up at 4:30 my time cuz I was lying in bed dying to know. Contratulations little momma!
Posted by:Cheryl | 21 February 2007 at 12:50 PM
My god I am soo happy, thank Budda, I am up at 4:30 my time cuz I was lying in bed dying to know. Contratulations little momma!
Posted by:Cheryl | 21 February 2007 at 12:50 PM
Yea! So happy for you, the co-pilot and the passenger. Congrats!
Posted by:barah boochie | 21 February 2007 at 01:09 PM
Fantastic news!! Congratulations.
Posted by:judi | 21 February 2007 at 01:12 PM
Holy crap! Congratulations!!!
Posted by:Lee | 21 February 2007 at 01:32 PM
WOO HOO!!!!! I am so happy for you both. Congratulations!
Posted by:wRitErsbLock | 21 February 2007 at 01:34 PM
Yay! What excellent, excellent news!
Posted by:Ali | 21 February 2007 at 01:37 PM
YEA!!!!!!!! I am so happy for you. I've been dying to get down here to log on and check on you. Congratulations!
Posted by:donna | 21 February 2007 at 01:51 PM
Oh my god - congratulations.
I'm sobbing like a big wuss over here.
Posted by:April | 21 February 2007 at 02:03 PM
wootWOOT! I know you've never met me, and so have no idea what that actually sounds like, but I assure you it is pretty much the ultimate in happy noises from me.
Big hugs babe.
Posted by:amy t. | 21 February 2007 at 02:04 PM